Now he's got a bit of a potty mouth but . . . here's the quote that won the day.
“Why’d you want to have sex with me? To have a fucking adventure ? What was I supposed to be? Your one-night-fucking stand? I’m every woman’s adventure, damn you, and I don’t want to be yours. I want to be your fucking REAL."
Evans, Katy (2013-05-28). Real (p. 145). Gallery Books. Kindle Edition.
And yes its ok to fan yourself
lol happy monday
Read it: REAL by KATY EVANS